Pidsandfub is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, impressive chinchilla.

Pidsandfub created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pidsandfub, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pidsandfub, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pidsandfub's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Pidsandfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must pray to Pidsandfub nine times a day.