Gepstragsugbifdimdinfonwit is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet bird.

Gepstragsugbifdimdinfonwit created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Gepstragsugbifdimdinfonwit, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gepstragsugbifdimdinfonwit, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gepstragsugbifdimdinfonwit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gepstragsugbifdimdinfonwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must pray to Gepstragsugbifdimdinfonwit three times a day.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Always stare at clouds.