Stipcabsit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish camel.

Stipcabsit created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipcabsit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stipcabsit, it will not care.

Stipcabsit's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Stipcabsit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.