Stipcabsit is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish
camel.
Stipcabsit created Asia four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stipcabsit, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Stipcabsit, it will not care.
Stipcabsit's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Stipcabsit's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Do not speak about carrots.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.