Targgomshav is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, conceited elephant.

Targgomshav created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targgomshav, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Targgomshav, she will try to impress you with trees.

Targgomshav's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Targgomshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must pray to Targgomshav three times a day.