Vedligrut is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, tiresome bear.

Vedligrut created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedligrut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vedligrut, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Vedligrut's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Vedligrut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Vedligrut must be the most important thing in your life.