Bimfemmabvig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, staggering rat.

Bimfemmabvig created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimfemmabvig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bimfemmabvig, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bimfemmabvig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bimfemmabvig's Holy Commandments

1. Bimfemmabvig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always wear mauve.