Nelnarsat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful duck.

Nelnarsat created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelnarsat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nelnarsat, he will come to you in dreams.

Nelnarsat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Nelnarsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. You must love Nelnarsat.

3. Run away if three doves approach from the east.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.