Milpogfudtaphakbast is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring wombat.

Milpogfudtaphakbast created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milpogfudtaphakbast, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Milpogfudtaphakbast, she will laugh at you.

Milpogfudtaphakbast's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Milpogfudtaphakbast's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Milpogfudtaphakbast.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Milpogfudtaphakbast.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never hurt snakes.