Podgontit is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, caring crab.

Podgontit created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podgontit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Podgontit, it will curse you with boils.

Podgontit's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Podgontit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Hide if six squirrels approach from the south.