Gatshavlarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil coyote.

Gatshavlarn created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatshavlarn, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gatshavlarn, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Gatshavlarn's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gatshavlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Never mention hamsters.

5. Fast once a month.