Dimnurveenzog Tinratort is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring duck.

Dimnurveenzog Tinratort created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Dimnurveenzog Tinratort, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dimnurveenzog Tinratort, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dimnurveenzog Tinratort's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dimnurveenzog Tinratort's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Retreat if nine capybaras approach from the south.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never play with disobedient children.