Dobbogpib is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet rhinoceros.

Dobbogpib created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dobbogpib, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dobbogpib, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dobbogpib's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dobbogpib's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Dobbogpib must be the most important thing in your life.