Bepdittom is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical capybara.

Bepdittom created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepdittom, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bepdittom, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bepdittom's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bepdittom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help sick moths.