Wanwiptag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-powerful seal.

Wanwiptag created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wanwiptag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wanwiptag, it will try to impress you with trees.

Wanwiptag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wanwiptag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must love Wanwiptag.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never hurt doves.

5. Never eat parsnips.