Fengodlig is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, fussy gorilla.

Fengodlig created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fengodlig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fengodlig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Fengodlig's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fengodlig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven iron sculptures of Fengodlig on top of important buildings.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fengodlig.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Fengodlig must be the most important thing in your life.