Flanlid is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome eagle.

Flanlid created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flanlid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flanlid, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Flanlid's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Flanlid's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not take Flanlid's name in vain.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Do not listen to music.