Libmonhud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient crocodile.

Libmonhud created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Libmonhud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Libmonhud, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Libmonhud's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Libmonhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Hide from white monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.