Bagmisrot Larpwabboss is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable meerkat.

Bagmisrot Larpwabboss created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagmisrot Larpwabboss, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bagmisrot Larpwabboss, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bagmisrot Larpwabboss' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bagmisrot Larpwabboss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bagmisrot Larpwabboss.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help capybaras in need.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always obey Bagmisrot Larpwabboss' priests.