Gepjadnelhadnibgen is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, dishonourable deer.

Gepjadnelhadnibgen created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gepjadnelhadnibgen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gepjadnelhadnibgen, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gepjadnelhadnibgen's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Gepjadnelhadnibgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.