Manhanlun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful squid.

Manhanlun created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manhanlun, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Manhanlun, she will turn you into a slug.

Manhanlun's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Manhanlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Put Manhanlun first in all things.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never hurt doves.