Nilsatcussyatt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless hyena.

Nilsatcussyatt created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nilsatcussyatt, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nilsatcussyatt, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nilsatcussyatt's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nilsatcussyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.