Mipvilflig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent dingo.

Mipvilflig created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Mipvilflig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mipvilflig, he will turn you into a snail.

Mipvilflig's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Mipvilflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mipvilflig's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Hide if nine eagles approach from the north.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.