Dapcudsas is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring hydra.

Dapcudsas created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapcudsas, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dapcudsas, it will turn you into a plant.

Dapcudsas' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dapcudsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick mice.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Retreat if five snakes approach from the east.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dapcudsas on top of all buildings.