Flanlammad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, temperamental camel.

Flanlammad created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flanlammad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flanlammad, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flanlammad's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Flanlammad's Holy Commandments

1. Flanlammad loves ducks, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Worship no other gods but Flanlammad.

5. You must never eat rice.