Popduss is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, all-knowing lobster.

Popduss created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popduss, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Popduss, he will turn you into a goat.

Popduss' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Popduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Do not shave your head.