Lambengig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty centipede.

Lambengig created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lambengig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lambengig, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lambengig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Lambengig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Erect four gold sculptures of Lambengig on top of important buildings.

3. Run away from fawn tortoises, for they are unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear brown skirts.