Dogvigrig is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, annoying eagle.

Dogvigrig created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogvigrig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dogvigrig, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dogvigrig's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dogvigrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Never eat bark.