Sidranhun is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, stupid frog.

Sidranhun created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sidranhun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidranhun, he will turn you into a rock.

Sidranhun's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sidranhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

4. Do not take Sidranhun's name in vain.

5. Always obey Sidranhun's priests.