Fudcinfem is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, conceited duck.

Fudcinfem created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudcinfem, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fudcinfem, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fudcinfem's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fudcinfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Fudcinfem must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Always take life seriously.