Lagsafnull is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, irritating porpoise.

Lagsafnull created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Lagsafnull, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lagsafnull, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Lagsafnull's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Lagsafnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Never mention geese.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Lagsafnull loves foxes, so they must be honoured.