Motponwad is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, proud raven.

Motponwad created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Motponwad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Motponwad, it will turn you into a puffin.

Motponwad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Motponwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never bounce in the presence of ducks.

5. Respect your elders.