Bentabtal Bastmotloopduss Fobnelltin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthinking mongoose.

Bentabtal Bastmotloopduss Fobnelltin created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bentabtal Bastmotloopduss Fobnelltin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bentabtal Bastmotloopduss Fobnelltin, it will cry a lot.

Bentabtal Bastmotloopduss Fobnelltin's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bentabtal Bastmotloopduss Fobnelltin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always help sick sharks.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bentabtal Bastmotloopduss Fobnelltin.