Yakflatdit is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered clam.

Yakflatdit created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakflatdit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yakflatdit, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yakflatdit's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yakflatdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yakflatdit's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never eat bark.