Latdogbug is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever walrus.

Latdogbug created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latdogbug, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Latdogbug, it will turn you into a goat.

Latdogbug's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Latdogbug's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Latdogbug.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.