Likwongov is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, proud pig.

Likwongov created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likwongov, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Likwongov, it will send minions to preach to you.

Likwongov's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Likwongov's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.