Cabkem is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, contented wren.

Cabkem created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabkem, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cabkem, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cabkem's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cabkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cabkem's name in vain.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always help ants.

5. Always treat snails with great respect.