Fomxenlit is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered squid.

Fomxenlit created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Fomxenlit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fomxenlit, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fomxenlit's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fomxenlit's Holy Commandments

1. Fomxenlit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Put Fomxenlit first in all things.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. You must love Fomxenlit.

5. Never mention hamsters.