Rulkancemnulzogstafcattarp Japnantarp Fubnurtgub is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart deer.

Rulkancemnulzogstafcattarp Japnantarp Fubnurtgub created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Rulkancemnulzogstafcattarp Japnantarp Fubnurtgub, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rulkancemnulzogstafcattarp Japnantarp Fubnurtgub, she will try to impress you with trees.

Rulkancemnulzogstafcattarp Japnantarp Fubnurtgub's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Rulkancemnulzogstafcattarp Japnantarp Fubnurtgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near snails.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Always obey Rulkancemnulzogstafcattarp Japnantarp Fubnurtgub's priests.

5. Never look in ponds.