Rutfetdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a large, passionate grasshopper.

Rutfetdoss created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Rutfetdoss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rutfetdoss, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rutfetdoss' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Rutfetdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never paint your head brown.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Always help sick ants.