Quarthimsag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited coyote.

Quarthimsag created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quarthimsag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quarthimsag, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Quarthimsag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Quarthimsag's Holy Commandments

1. Quarthimsag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.