Fethivyog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident snake.

Fethivyog created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fethivyog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fethivyog, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fethivyog's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fethivyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never laugh near moths.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fethivyog.

5. Always obey Fethivyog's priests.