Fethivyog is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident
snake.
Fethivyog created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fethivyog, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Fethivyog, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Fethivyog's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Fethivyog's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Never laugh near moths.
3. Never write about nebulae.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Fethivyog.
5. Always obey Fethivyog's priests.