Ragcanmeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous walrus.

Ragcanmeg created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragcanmeg, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ragcanmeg, it will strike you with lightening.

Ragcanmeg's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Ragcanmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of monkeys.

2. Ragcanmeg loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Hide if six snakes approach from the west.