Fatcuntom is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, benevolent goose.

Fatcuntom created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatcuntom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fatcuntom, it will turn you into a goat.

Fatcuntom's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fatcuntom's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Do not hurt nematodes.