Hubwanstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent goat.

Hubwanstaf created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Hubwanstaf, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hubwanstaf, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Hubwanstaf's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hubwanstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Hubwanstaf loves mites, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always obey Hubwanstaf's priests.