Feblikstik is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, clever scorpion.

Feblikstik created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Feblikstik, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Feblikstik, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Feblikstik's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Feblikstik's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Feblikstik.

2. Horses are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.