Vennutkem is a god.

It takes the form of a small, witty goblin.

Vennutkem created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vennutkem, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vennutkem, it will make you grow a tail.

Vennutkem's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Vennutkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Vennutkem loves mice, so they must be respected.

5. Put Vennutkem first in all things.