Afominstik is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak mongoose.

Afominstik created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afominstik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Afominstik, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Afominstik's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Afominstik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Afominstik on top of important buildings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always help voles in need.

5. Never pour water over plants.