Midtennelbidfatlargshavsit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awe-inspiring manatee.

Midtennelbidfatlargshavsit created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midtennelbidfatlargshavsit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Midtennelbidfatlargshavsit, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Midtennelbidfatlargshavsit's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Midtennelbidfatlargshavsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Worship no other gods but Midtennelbidfatlargshavsit.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not eat lentils.