Wadquafsaw is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow deer.

Wadquafsaw created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadquafsaw, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wadquafsaw, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wadquafsaw's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Wadquafsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Wadquafsaw must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Put Wadquafsaw first in all things.