Budwodhasflanqueegfetmipbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, boastful snail.

Budwodhasflanqueegfetmipbeg created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budwodhasflanqueegfetmipbeg, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Budwodhasflanqueegfetmipbeg, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Budwodhasflanqueegfetmipbeg's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Budwodhasflanqueegfetmipbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Budwodhasflanqueegfetmipbeg must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Budwodhasflanqueegfetmipbeg.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.